Happy Birthday Michael !

Happy 50th birthday Jacko!

The Smooth Criminal who did not say "lets Come together" to a long line of under age boys is one year nearer the grave, and to celebrate, the Bad one is to be captured in far eastern poly resin.
Wheather he be black or white you've got to hand it to pixie voiced grey faced Thriller. He told his critics to beat it, thought to himself "Don't stop till you get enough" and kept on going in the face, not of children, but of legal proceedings.
The king of pop may be past his best, but there's no denying that his body of music is on the whole better than the pedo of pop's Gary Glitter, who once sang "Come on, Come on." 11 year old Vietnamese girls.

Jacko is to be the new event bear! 'Cos he's a zombie! Yeah Zombie's! I'm interested to see what colour he's gonna end up being. Anything but black really. He's got to be recognizable hasn't he.

I want it made clear that Michael Jackson did not get jiggy with any underage boys. He was proved innocent in a court of law, and is every bit as innocent as, erm OJ Simpson?

Dawn Of the dead

Hello.

It's been a while since my last post.
This is because...
A. I am a lazy twat.
B. I've been on holiday for a week in the lake district.
C. I've been too busy watching Redtube.com
D. all of the above.

Well my zombie Captain lucky went down well didn't it.
So well that we're going to do a zombie event on the first of November.
Well alright maybe it wasn't just me. Maybe we've thinking about a zombie event for a couple of years.

Are you coming?
Are you going as a zombie or a famous zombie? If you go as zombie Elvis you might not be the only one. In which case we'll probably get them all to fight to the death in a paddling pool full of KY jelly.

let's all go as Zombie Elvis!... No lets not.

We're still mulling over what to do on the night.
Maybe a pimp your bear, into a zombie, competition? You could bring along your zombified bear, and win. Erm... my Zombie Captain lucky... or... maybe something that's actually worth something.

If you do come as a zombie you could go all out with loads of latex rubber, or if you're anything like me you could just get up early.

This is what I look like if I get up before 8.

You all have a choice. Come as a zombie or just come. Unless your name is Dawn. Then you've got to dress up. 'Cos then you'd be Dawn of the dead!

HA HA HA HA HA ! er sorry.

Design a bear comp winner, wins.

If you don't already know the winner of the Design a bear competition, has,.. er... won.

Well done and congrats to Madden for coming up with this beauty.
There's usually a few different opinions floating around the office when we do one of these things, but everyone here loves Madden for pulling this out of his head (sicko)

They were all winners in my book (though it's important to remember the others don't get swat!)
Kirsty's close second was this treasure. (uh oh, someone has spotted that we like to rip people off)

There was this interesting one from Suzie...
What's going on here exactly Suzie? Is he sucking or blowing?
If he's sucking then that really is bad taste isn't it!

Click on any picture to be transported over to our Flickr site and judge for yourself.

Oh and Suzie. Call me.