Humm... Semi nudity...

Ah now, being, what some might call, a "deconstructed man" if there's one thing I like it's a semi naked lady.
If I were to be pressed further as to what I might like more than a semi naked lady I would have to say two semi naked ladies.
Which is why I'm giving serious consideration to attending the bad taste bears Bearlesque Masquerade on Saturday 18th April.
Burlesque is actually better than just plain old ordinary semi nudity, as there's more than just skin on display there's actually talent too. A performance. Something a little more interesting than a straight strip.
I'm keeping my ears closed to the details of the performances so that I may be maximally pleasantly surprised.
You ladies will be able to appreciate the performance I'm sure. (All women are a bit bisexual too so that will help)
It's also important that you insure that your man gets a good seat, as you'll be able to reap the rewards later in the boudoir.
Does it matter who puts the petrol in the engine as long as it's you who gets to drive round the race track? And by that I mean he might want to have sex with you.
I'm being a little base I know. It is an art form. But it's one of those art forms that can be appreciated on two levels.

As well as the semi nudity there will also probably be some other stuff. Click here to find out what.
Personally they had me at Burlesque...