And a plumber!

Ah right, the third Occupation Bear is a Plumber called Walter.
As I said before these guys will be available at the summer event. (Be there or be square)
I really need to start reading my E-mails.
Yesterday was Thursday. Drunk Thursday if you recall from previous posts. (formally naked Thursday) It's a team building thing.
So I rolled into work completely pissed only to find everyone stone cold sober! Apparently a mail had gone round explaining that, turn up to work drunk day, was no more.
Due to some crashes on the way home last Thursday.

Shame, but I wasn't that bothered (because I was I was pissed!)
And when I got in to the office I found this!
Becky the new girl bent over a chair ready for her spanking.
It's sort of an initiation. We all get spanked on our first day. Everyone lines up behind you and takes a turn.

I couldn't sit down for a week after mine (368 people worked for the company back then).

The newbie spanking is something I can really get behind, when the newbie is called Becky, or Jilly, or Suzi, or Candy, or Summer. It was a little harder to get all fired up for it when it was Greg the forklift driver. Six foot three. Big ginger beard. Tattoos about his Mum. You get the picture.

Bent over a box of liberty bears, hairy butt cheeks quivering and in anticipation. Knowing that if you don't make proper contact you'll be made to do it again.
All of this (and nothing else) was made a little harder by the fact that he was wearing white cotton over the knee socks! Humm nice!

Click the pic of Becky's bum for more pictures of her first day.

Nigel.

P.S Greg if you're reading this call me